Dear Gmail, I love you and all, but telling me that I have -45 pieces of spam in my mailbox is crap. You can’t have a negative amount of email. It ain’t possible. I think you have a glitch. Please fix it, and please let me dump all this icky spam.

Maybe it’s just happening because it’s on my apps account, but it still bugs me.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.