Dear Abercrombie & Fitch, I want to marry you and have your babies. Even though I cannot afford your clothes or fit into them, your wanting to pay The Situation to NOT wear your clothes makes me think that your company has a lot of chutzpah and is clearly a lot more intelligent than other companies that continue to support that travesty of a show. So, thank you for doing that. Oh, and anytime I hear about your company, I think of that LFO song “Summer Girls”, so that was the only reason I had had any positive feelings for your company in the past.


Maybe Miracle Whip will be next.  I don’t like their product, but it bugs me that they use someone from a show that exploits an ethnic/geographic stereotype.


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.