1. Comic Sans? How depressing!
  2. Crying?  Eh.  Maybe you are depressed.
  3. Pretending you’re a carrot? Um, the Thorazine is that way.
  4. Googling yourself?  Good on you.  First sign of being either a geek or a narcissist. Geekery is good, but narcissism is bad.  Of course, you won’t think that being a narcissist is bad if you’re a narcissist. 
  5. Wonder?  Well, do you wonder as you wander?  No, wait.  That’s a song. Do you wa wa wa wonder why, why why why why why she ran away and do you wonder where she will stay, your little runaway, a run run run run runaway?  No, wait.  That’s a different song. Um, what was I going to say?  Oh, yes. Wondering is like thinking and thinking is cool.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.