Pretending you’re a carrot? Um, the Thorazine is that way.
Googling yourself? Good on you. First sign of being either a geek or a narcissist. Geekery is good, but narcissism is bad. Of course, you won’t think that being a narcissist is bad if you’re a narcissist.
Wonder? Well, do you wonder as you wander? No, wait. That’s a song. Do you wa wa wa wonder why, why why why why why she ran away and do you wonder where she will stay, your little runaway, a run run run run runaway? No, wait. That’s a different song. Um, what was I going to say? Oh, yes. Wondering is like thinking and thinking is cool.