Some of the best responses to the question of whether folks would vote for Rick Perry as President


Marie Teehan: Rick Perry’s in the race for President, but he vows to make “government inconsequential”. So why is he trying so hard to run to lead something that is inconsequential?
Jill Stevens: Are you kidding me?! I’d vote for Casey Anthony first.
Luca Brasi: let’s see, If I love my guns and whiskey more then my rights, and more likely to attend a KKK rally if you I never were identified and think a Invisible man watches everything you do and your scared of him sending you to a place of fire and pitch forks? Then yes I would vote for him……But……Thank goodness I am a rational person
Scott Birrell: For dickhead of the year I would!
James Stutsman: SURE…..IF I HAD JUST DRANK ALL THE TEQUILA IN JUAREZ…..
Sharon Brooks: Not in a million years. Look what the last Gov. of Texas did to our country. Big Hat……No Cattle.
Ryan Quick: THIS GUY IS DISGUSTING SLIME!!!! MEGA-FUCKING SCUMBAG! I HOPE HE BLOWS ALL HIS MONEY ON THE CAMPAIGN AND LOSES MISERABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans Carter: Two words: HELL and NO!!!
Larraine Lari Metcalf Caldwell: Not a chance. Jay Leno had the best comment about electing a rich Texan who didn’t do well in school (seemingly religious LMC). Oh we already did that. Look how well that turned out.
Dan Sullivan: I may vote for him in the primary. Loving the thought of Perry/Bachmann or Perry/Palin 2012. Some of my crazier christian friends won’t even vote for Perry, so who better to get the Democrats another shot
Frank Harris: it’s really kind of amusing watching the GOP march this gaggle of circus sideshow freaks around a so called debate stage thinking that any of them could win
Elaine Mattson: Not if he were the only name on the ballot!
Daniel Craig: I’d rather poke myself in the eye with a hat pin!
David Whitten: I wouldnt vote for him in a dog show
Charles VanDeventer: Where do they come up with all these flakes? Is somebody trying to play a joke on us. Serious comedy fodder.
Candice Versher: George Bush is running for President again?
Karen Duffy Pulliam: In a heart beat…as long as it was my last heart beat. I didn’t know George Bush was looking for a do-over
Jackie Benson: In what circumstances. . . I mean are we talking zombie apocalypse and all the nice people have been infected? Or maybe a global flood and he has the only boat? Hmmm. I’m thinking.


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I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.