If I hear the phrase “get our fiscal house in order” again, I will fucking scream. And not a little scream. No, this will be a scream that causes the universe to implode.

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About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.