What if, when we introduced ourselves we’d have to say a fault.










“hi, i’m samantha and i actively work to make people dislike me so i don’t feel bad when they do.”

“Hi, I’m Sam and I judge books by their cover. By books, I mean everything.”

“Hi, I’m Ringo, and I thrive off of manipulating people.”

“Hi I’m Pluto and I’m going to annoy the piss out of you because I think you’re ignoring me.”

“Hi, I’m Shon, and I subconsciously try to sabotage every good thing in my life because deep down I think I don’t deserve it.”

“hi, i’m Lexi and i will push you away when you try to get close to me.”

“Hi, I’m Madison, and I lack empathy to an alarming extent.”

“Hi, I’m Victoria and I can fake niceness like the best of them but ultimately I hate almost every single human being.”

Hi, I’m Heather, and I have both an explosive temper.

“Hi, I’m Janet, and I won’t remember any happy moments that we have together because I only remember the more miserable parts of my life. And by remembering the miserable parts, I mean that I will remember every single thing that you ever did that pissed me off in any way, even if you have no recollection of it.”

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.