Dear Rihanna and Britney, why did you two have to do the S&M remix? Now, I’m going around everywhere singing the refrain.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.