Cory: I really prefer a fabric sofa because-
Naya: Here we go…
Cory: Because I mean, a fabric sofa, cause if it’s really hot outside, and you sit on a leather sofa, it’s gonna be really hot on the leather sofa. But if it’s really cold and then you sit on the leather sofa…
Dianna: Then it’s really cold… ooph.
Cory: And then it’s cold.
Naya: I can’t…
Cory: But if you have a fabric sofa, you avoid all of these problems.
Interviewer: Today on Jake’s Takes, what do the stars of Glee prefer on their sofas?
All three: Fabric.
Cory: [snaps his fingers] Fabric sofa, you heard it right here!
Dianna: [snorts, loses her ability to even]
Naya: I should just start getting up and walking away when you act like that…
Dianna: We’re like the worst people to interview together…

He had a point.


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.