Clearly, he’s right.   They have the dildos to prove that you will, in fact, be fucked.

Sometimes I wonder why I catch so many weird coincidences.  Oh, yeah!  I’m always on Tumblr.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.