Ah, yes.  I must once again go through my Formspring account to go through all of the questions. I’ll try to answer all of the questions that have been submitted, but keep in mind that not every question applies to me personally. Instead of spamming the Facebook, Tumblr, or Twitter feeds of other people or posting separate posts on here per question, I always try to make one big Q&A post. If you have any questions that you want to ask, there are links below for my Formspring account and my Tumblr ask box. If you’d rather ask questions here, then that’s fine, too.

Question: When you go to the movies, what’s your favorite snack?
Answer: It depends on the theater.  I always get popcorn with butter, which I know is really bad for people.  If I’m at Regal, I get a Cinnabon Pretzel with the Cream Cheese icing or Sour Patch Kids.  If I’m at Rave, I sometimes M&M’s ’cause of my love for chocolate, although M&M’s are extremely sweet.

Question: Do you have nicknames for your naughty parts?
Answer: No.

Question: I’m _____ but would like to be ____. (fill in the blanks)
Answer: I’m introverted but would like to be extroverted.

Question: Have you or would you ever post a nude picture of yourself on the internet? If you could do it anonymously would you?
Answer: No, I’ve never posted a nude picture of myself. No, I wouldn’t ever post one. I wouldn’t even do it if I could do it anonymously.

Question: If reincarnation is real what/who would you like to come back as?
Answer: If it is real, then I would like to come back as a basset hound or a cockroach. Basset hounds always seem to be happy, unless they’re depressed or upset in some way. Cockroaches seem to have the ability to live through anything. (Oddly, I’m allergic to cockroaches, so wanting to come back as one is just a little strange for me.)

Question: People always say money can’t buy happiness. Do you agree?
Answer: I don’t think money can buy happiness, but it might buy plenty of stuff that would cause some brief bursts of happiness in some people.

Question: If you could trade places with any one person for one day who would you choose? Why? What would you do as them?
Answer: I honestly don’t know.

Question: What do you think is the most physically attractive part of your body? What do you think is the least attractive?
Answer: My eyes or my smile would be what I think is most attractive about my body, though some people say its my nose. Least attractive would have to be all of my fat.

Question: Do you have a bucket list? If so, what things are on it?
Answer: No, I don’t have a bucket list.

Question: Would you rather be incredibly offensive or incredibly passive?
Answer: Probably offensive, because that seems to be how truthful people get described.

Question: What’s your guilty pleasure?
Answer: I like to listen to Ke$ha’s song “Blow” and Ludacris’s “Money Maker”. I know that Ke$ha tends to be all about the glitter and auto-tune, but somehow that song really appeals to me for some very strange reason. I know that “Money Maker” completely objectifies women, which I should be opposed to, yet the beat and the hook somehow make me want to listen to it. Honestly, I would like that one better if it didn’t have the message that it has.

Question: Do you have freckles on your body? Where are they? I can’t see them from here.
Answer: I have red hair, pale skin, and light eyes. What would be the probability that I WOULDN’T have freckles? Of course I have them. As for where they are, that’s a fairly simple question to answer. They’re all over my body. They are heavier on my face, arms, and some parts of my legs, but they can be found on just about any part of my body, which includes spots that have never been exposed to the sun.

Question: How tall are you?
Answer: I’m around 5’6″

Question: Tell me one thing about yourself that is weird or unusual.
Answer: One thing? Hmm…let’s see. I always seem to answer this kind of question with my ability to touch my tongue to my nose and my chin. Other oddities include that I have a very short neck (part of my spine is in my skull); my fourth toe (the one next to the little one) on both feet is oddly shaped, even though my French isn’t very good I have a good French accent; I also tend to pick up accents from other people; generally speaking I don’t like things that are super-popular (getting into Twilight, True Blood, and Harry Potter were never things that I planned on doing); and, just like both of my parents, I have the ability to lock my fingers into a very weird position where the middle joint pops backwards. Oh, and I have a lisp, which allowed me to chew gum regularly in fourth grade to help improve my speech.

Question: I hate the name Linda. Pick a better name for me and I’ll legally change it.
Answer: How about Malena?

Question: A guy once offered to buy me a porche if I had sex with him. Do you think I should have taken it?
Answer: No, it probably wouldn’t have been worth it.

Question: I shop too much. What do you do too much?
Answer: Probably argue.

Question My exhusband had 4 nipples. Do you think he was the devil?
Answer: No. Maybe a genetic freak, but not the devil.

Question: Do you hold grudges? I’m just wondering because I’m planning on pissing you off later.
Answer: Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don’t.

Question: How many followers on Twitter do you think I’ll lose because of the formspring spam I’m putting out there?
Answer: I don’t know how many you had to start with, but you’ll probably lose a few of them.

Question: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Answer: I think it would depend on if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Question: As you get older would you ever consider cosmetic surgery? And if not will you pay for mine?
Answer: I think I would only get cosmetic surgery if it was something that needed to be fixed in order for me to have a better life, i.e. if my boobs ever grew to some size that it hurt my back. I don’t think that will ever happen, though.

Question: Have you ever stolen anything?
Answer: A Garfield pencil sharpener, which I returned.

Question: What’s your worst vice?
Answer: Eating obscene amounts of chocolate.

Question: What color are your eyes? Do you wish they were a different color? If so, what color?
Answer: My ID says that they are blue, but the left eye has green spot that takes up 1/4 of it. The right eye has a brown spot that takes up about 1/4 of it. I don’t want them to be a different color. Sometimes I want them to be completely blue.

Question: Beatles or Rolling Stones…who’s better?
Answer: The Beatles. I like both, but The Beatles are definitely my favorite of those two.

Question: If you could meet any one famous person who would it be?
Answer: I think probably Kate Winslet.

Question: If you had a million dollars who would you NOT share it with?
Answer: The Republican Party.

Question: Can two wrongs ever make a right?
Answer: I don’t think so.

Question: Have you ever lied to someone about your sexual history?
Answer: What sexual history?

If you have any other questions you want to ask me, you can do so at Tumblr or Formspring or via a comment here.