I’m relived they caught the guys who are probably responsible for a rash of burglaries in my subdivision. It was hard work making sure the house was spotless all the time just IN CASE someone broke in and saw it. And, I’m sick of shaving every day just IN CASE someone breaks in while I’m in the shower. Whew. Now I can RELAX.

Karyn, cousin’s wife, on facebook

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.