When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Jack Handey

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.