Yeah, we do silly things for women. I’ve climbed walls up to windows and I’ve broken down doors. Not in an aggressive like, stalkerish way, not in an illegal way — well, it may have been illegal — but it was romantic at the time.

Andrew Garfield (via buttnakedboy)

#I’ve murdered some ex-boyfriends dismembered a couple of nosy neighbors I’ve once or twice had to take care of the yappy dog next door oh and this one time I surgically removed someone’s heart and gave it to a girl that was definitely illegal but it was romantic at the time

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About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.