As soon as I heard that Obama was speaking out against DOMA, I thought to myself, “There are going to be some stupid people on the Internet who think DOMA and DADT are the same thing.” Thanks for proving me right, CNN commenter!

Also, it’s really been too long since I’ve seen a conservative legitimately call Obama a “muslin.”

Sorry, couldn’t resist:

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.