Well, the weeks went by, and spring turned to summer, and summer faded into fall, and it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all.

Dixie Chicks, “Goodbye Earl”

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.