Daily Archives: February 20, 2011

Angelus: Just tell me what I need to know. Giles: In order… to be worthy… Angelus: Yeah? Giles: You must perform the ritual… in a tutu. Pillock! Angelus: All right. Someone get the chainsaw.

The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help ‘cause your girlfriend’s a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care. Buffy Summers (via whedonia)

Buffy: Okay. You do remember that you’re a vampire, right? Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. ‘I’m going to destroy the world.’ That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It’s all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real… passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I’m saying? Buffy: Okay, fine. You’re not down with Angel. Why would you ever come to me?

Willow: I need about a day, and…an Orb of Thesulah, whatever that is. Giles: A spirit vault for rituals of the undead. I’ve got one. I’ve been using it as a paperweight.

digitalhikari: I couldnt help myself. Seriously woman… whats a bride? (Source: http://digitalhikari.tumblr.com/post/3415064199/i-couldnt-help-myself-seriously-woman-whats-a)

Spike: Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword… Angel: Someone worthy. Spike: …the demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues.