I’m weaving a rope and running all the red lights. Did I get your attention ‘cause I’m sending all the signs?

Katy Perry, “I’m Still Breathing”

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.