I would die of happiness.

 If/when I ever get a girlfriend (she’ll have to be a nerd, that’s a requirement), I promise myself that I will do this for Valentine’s Day, her birthday, Christmas, a random day in August, whatever.

This MUST be done.

… This is true love…

Brian would be so amused
also, this shit is a ton of money

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.