The National Enquirer reports, “Robert Pattinson, about to shoot steamy ‘Breaking Dawn’ honeymoon scenes with real-life honey Kristen Stewart in Brazil, started shaking, panicking and actually tearing up just before cameras rolled for the ultra-violent sex session where he nearly crushes his new bride with his superhuman vampire strength and leaves her badly battered and bruised.” Really?

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