So apparently your porn name is the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on.


ingridanielle:

wizarding:

babylovex:

kayleighpreston:

helena-bonhamcarter:

harrisontea:

heartasblackascoffee:

Spotty Hornbeam. 
l o l 

 Jess Avenue

Milkshake Salisbury

wat

Harvey Emmerson.

…I’m a girl.

FLOPPY LONGFELLOW

OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

Magic Violet

I LIKE. 

bobby patanga.

I am not a man.

Trina Memorial Parkway or Trina Fairview (I’m assuming that the first pet, but I wasn’t sure about the street)


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.