RF: People always get confused with my name as “Marjorie” or “Valery”


This depresses me.

It’s Malory. M-A-L-O-R-Y, and Blanche is not pronounced at “BLANTSE”, IT’S “BLANCH”. Silent E, stupid orcs. 😐

Nickname is Maui because its Malory (Ma-o-y=Maui) Get it? Get it? Okay, good.

I’m sorry.  It seems like your name would be easy to say.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.