Since Malory complained about people pronouncing her name wrong, I thought I’d point out my own name issues.

People call me Janice.  They always have.  It’s Janet.  By the time I was three, when someone would call me Janice, I would say, “It’s Janet.  J-A-N-E-T.  Janet.”

My middle name is Diana, like the Princess.  I had a girl in high school tell me that my name was pronounced wrong and should be pronounced Dee-anna.  I said it was pronounced like Di’s name, and she said, “Well, she pronounced it ‘Dee-anna’.”  I never could get her to accept that my name was pronounced correctly.