How to make sure your dad never looks at your blog.

Dad: I bet you have a blog.
Me: Yeah, I do.
Dad: Why can’t I see it?
Me: I don’t want you to.
Dad: Why not?
Me: Papa, I mainly post pictures of hot guys and talk about how much I want to bone them. You really want to read that?
Dad: *Disgusted sound* *End of conversation*

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.