Travel experts say the new scrutiny underscores the need for better airport fashion choices that can help people breeze through screenings with their dignity intact.

Clothes loaded with metal studs are suddenly a no-no, as are bras with underwires. Slacks instead of skirts are preferred. Any baggy clothing can require extra inspection.

What not to wear? Clothing a security line issue

I don’t even own a non-underwire bra. 

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same here!  i have DDDs, good luck finding a bra in my size without it.

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Does this mean I would have to remove my dick piercing, too? The shame.

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Airports could be like hospitals and give everyone a gown.  Of course, without the betadine, benzos, and pain medicine, the gown really isn’t much fun.

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