I ride my bike, I roller skate don’t drive no car. Don’t go too fast, but I go pretty far. For somebody who don’t drive, I been all around the world. Some people say, I done all right for a girl.

Melanie, “Brand New Key”

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.