I saw my first Christmas tree today.
It was fucking ugly and fake.

“In sin and error pining”

Fake is the only way to go.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.