Bill: What are you doing here?
Eric: Hoping the queen can tell me how to kick a maenad’s ass.
Bill: Now, why would you want to do that? So that you’ll look like a hero to Sookie?
Eric: [fixes his hair] Oh, Billy. This paranoia, it’s really quite unbecoming. Has she, uh, mentioned me?”

True Blood, Season 2 Episode 11.

Eric with messy hair and grey suit. THIS IS RIGHT. THIS IS BEST. More of this, please.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.