In case you didn’t read the blog entry about my procedure

Dad: What do you do when the patient can’t repeat the admission information?
Nurse: We rely on the family to inform us.
Dad: So, if they think they’re God?
Nurse: We talk to the next of kin.
Me: Jesus?

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.