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PREVIEW OF SNOOKI’S NOVEL OF THE DAY: As you know, Snooki recently landed a book deal. The news didn’t depress me as much as the “R.I.P. Books” tombstone. I don’t want people to think that just because anyone can be a published author nowadays it’s already the end of the medium, so…

Here is Snooki writing in postmodern Proustian verse.

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.