PREVIEW OF SNOOKI’S NOVEL OF THE DAY: As you know, Snooki recently landed a book deal. The news didn’t depress me as much as the “R.I.P. Books” tombstone. I don’t want people to think that just because anyone can be a published author nowadays it’s already the end of the medium, so…

Here is Snooki writing in postmodern Proustian verse.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.