Me: Is it raining?
Mom: Yes.
Me: That’s God crying.
Mom: Yes. God is a Democrat. Jesus was a Democrat. Actually, Jesus was a Communist, in the true sense of the word.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.