Oh No She Didn’t!

This morning when I was headed to bed, I was taking my morning medicine. I took my Effexor—all 300 mg of it. That wouldn’t have been a problem, except that I had already taken it a few hours earlier. So, my mom called the Mental Health Center and they didn’t connect her to the medical people. I suggested the pharmacist, and she called her. Pam, the pharmacist, said that it might cause drowsiness or a headache. She said that given my tendency towards headaches, that would probably be what happened. She told my parents to wake me up every 2 hours to make sure I was still okay.

I’m fairly certain that I’m okay at this point. It’s been about 7 hours since the last dose and around 12 since the first dose. I think if anything bad were going to happen, it would have happened by now.

So, tomorrow is Election Day, which means that I need to find an acceptable form of identification. Luckily, in Alabama, you can take just about anything to identify yourself. So, I just have to figure out what I’m going to use.

Speaking of Election Day, I will be so fucking overjoyed when the political ads stop. I have a feeling that everyone I plan on voting for tomorrow will lose. A liberal voting in Alabama is definitely in for disappointment. I should just prepare for years worth of anxiety from the people who will be elected tomorrow.

Oh, I haven’t shared my top plays recently from my music library:


  1. Glee Cast
  2. AFI
  3. Michael Jackson
  4. Rihanna
  5. Beck
  6. The Beatles
  7. Jewel
  8. Idina Menzel
  9. Dido
  10. Madonna
  11. No Doubt
  12. Black Sabbath
  13. Nancy Sinatra
  14. AC/DC
  15. Ace of Base
  16. The Cranberries
  17. The Runaways
  18. Kelly Clarkson
  19. Hinder
  20. The Academy Is…


  1. Black Sabbath – Wicked World
  2. Nancy Sinatra – These Boots Are Made for Walkin’
  3. Idina Menzel – Defying Gravity
  4. Adam Lambert – Whataya Want from Me
  5. The Beatles – In My Life
  6. Nick Drake – Time of No Reply
  7. Madonna – Frozen
  8. Madonna – Ray of Light
  9. Dixie Chicks – Loving Arms
  10. The Beatles – While My Guitar Gently Weeps
  11. Radiohead – Creep
  12. The Dandy Warhols – Bohemian Like You
  13. Guns N’ Roses – Welcome to the Jungle
  14. Mundy – To You I Bestow
  15. Smash Mouth – Walkin’ On The Sun
  16. Michael Jackson – Who Is It
  17. Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
  18. Billy Joel – We Didn’t Start the Fire
  19. Mindless Self Indulgence – Diabolical
  20. Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar on Me

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.