here’s another post featuring my mom, brought to you by me.

Me: Ma, what’s a good costume for halloween?
Mom: but halloween’s over.
Me: I know, but c’mon, give me a good idea.
Mom: Uhh, Timberlake. ’cause you girls are both small.
Mom: What?
Me. Timberwha?-
Mom: The fairy, from Peter Pan.
Me: You mean tinkerbell?
Mom: what did I say?

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.