Why He’s Hot:

  1. What’s that? You don’t know who this fine piece of man is? This is Nathan. Fucking. Fillion. He’s known by nerds worldwide for his role as Mal Reynolds on Firefly and Captain Hammer in Dr. Horrible, while the average person knows him as Richard Castle. That’s right, he can switch from protagonist to antagonist and back again like a pro, and there ain’t nothin’ hotter than that shit. He’s a fucking chameleon.
  2. This man knows how to wear a scarf. I mean shit. Look at this motherfucker. He makes you want to rip off his clothes using nothing but your teeth while leaving that scarf exactly where it is. 
  3. He is a role model for small children. Look at that kid. Inspiring, right? Not to mention he’s just as much of a kid as he is a grown up. Yeah, that’s right, he plays with a fucking LIGHTSABER while wearing a silly hat and still looking every bit as fuckable as ever. Hot. Damn. Hell, he even uses a motherfucking lightsaber as his home security.
  4. This man is internet savvy. Double rainbow? Check. Old Spice campaign? Check. This man has a brain, and he knows how to use it. I follow his fucking twitter, and I can’t even stand twitter that’s how fucking badass he is. And it sure as hell doesn’t hurt that he uploads pictures of his fiiiiine self. Frequently. He even holds a fucking snake in one. 
  5. This sexy sexy beast is king of smirks. Simply just google his name and you will be presented with hundreds of pictures of his beautiful ass smirk. Whether it’s on a show or on the red carpet, it lets you know that just below the surface is a wildly playful side just waiting to be released the moment you get anywhere near a bedroom. Or a kitchen. Or even a public bathroom. 


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.