What mothers think of their kids when…

Um. What rock has my mom been living under? 

Accurate for my dad except the last one.

Absolutely not.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.