I gave a blow job to a condom because my friends told me to 😀
i killed a vacuum cleaner because i was horny
I stabbed Michael Jackson because I’m sexy.
i pissed on a lesbian because im gay lmaooooooo
I pissed on a drunk Mexican because I was horny. OMG AHAHAHAHAHA!
I need a drunk Mexican because my friends told me to do it.
I ran naked with a clown because I hate my life.