I gave a blow job to a condom because my friends told me to 😀

i killed a vacuum cleaner because i was horny

I stabbed Michael Jackson because I’m sexy.

i pissed on a lesbian because im gay lmaooooooo

I pissed on a drunk Mexican because I was horny. OMG AHAHAHAHAHA!

I need a drunk Mexican because my friends told me to do it.

I ran naked with a clown because I hate my life.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.