Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Nicole Richie (via yerawizardharry)

(oh so true…)

(via bloomingsparrow)

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.