I’m no cynic no I’ve got a heart of gold
They say I’m cold cold cold, man I was so cold
I’m super sweet sealed with a kiss
Don’t get offended if there’s something you miss

Cobra Starship, “You’re Not In On The Joke”

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.