last night

Weatherman on tv: Flash floods are the number one killer, ahead of tornadoes, hurricanes, and lightning.
Me to my mom: Why aren’t clouds the number one killer? I mean, they’re there when it rains for flash floods. They’re usually around with tornadoes. Hurricanes have them…and so does lightning. Clouds are deadly.
Weatherman: [a few minutes later] Tomorrow will be mostly cloudy.
Me: Oh, crap.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.