Fuck off Ransom Spunk.

rugbypopcorn:

No no no; this can’t be happening. Robert Pattinson is ruining every book for me. He’s now bringing to life the protagonist of one of my favorite books: Water For Elephants. FML.

When I read Water for Elephants,  fell in love with the story, the hardship that protagonist had to endure in life, the changes he had to make to become the person he became. AND NOW FUCKING RPATTZ has gone and ruined that for me by being cast in this movie.

Okay granted, I understand it’s not his fault, and I’m not blaming him for anything other than possibly being a cracked up actor who will mess up the image I so carefully built about Jacob. I really just don’t like him. I understand that he may be a good actor and all – after all he was cast as Cedric, but I don’t love him like to be excitedly going, “Yay he’s bringing Jacob to life!” FML.

Maybe he’ll do the part justice?  It’s possible that he won’t be as bad as you think he’ll be.

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.

Fuck off Ransom Spunk.

rugbypopcorn:

No no no; this can’t be happening. Robert Pattinson is ruining every book for me. He’s now bringing to life the protagonist of one of my favorite books: Water For Elephants. FML.

When I read Water for Elephants,  fell in love with the story, the hardship that protagonist had to endure in life, the changes he had to make to become the person he became. AND NOW FUCKING RPATTZ has gone and ruined that for me by being cast in this movie.

Okay granted, I understand it’s not his fault, and I’m not blaming him for anything other than possibly being a cracked up actor who will mess up the image I so carefully built about Jacob. I really just don’t like him. I understand that he may be a good actor and all – after all he was cast as Cedric, but I don’t love him like to be excitedly going, “Yay he’s bringing Jacob to life!” FML.

Maybe he’ll do the part justice?  It’s possible that he won’t be as bad as you think he’ll be.

Published by

Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.