Ted: *Writes ‘PROF’* (Thinking) Wait – does “professor” have one ‘f’ or two? Oh my God. Oh my God. Professor. Proffffessor. They’re all staring at me. Professor! Agh! I don’t know! Just do something! *Writes another ‘F* Two F’s. That looks right. I think that’s right.
*Student shakes her head*
*Ted makes second ‘F’ an ‘E’*
*Student nods*

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About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.