RICHARD: He ended his life with a track-and-field starter pistol.
LORELAI: Wow. On your mark, get set, die awkwardly.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.