There isn’t a woman alive that doesn’t love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks that saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond they are like ‘yeah bitch give me more of them blood diamonds make em’ extra bloody’.

Tom (Parks and Recreation) (via lashantegoestocamp) (via fuckyeahparksandrecreation) (via saynatalia)

Actually, I don’t like diamonds…

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.