Lauren: You know your house right?
Mr. Logan: What?
Lauren: You know your house? Is it bigger on the inside?
Mr Logan: Be quiet.
Lauren: Did you park the TARDIS on a meter?
Mr Logan: Can we please get back to Shakespeare? [He looks pointedly at Lauren, who is silent, and pauses for a moment] Thank you. So-
Lauren: Do you fancy Billie Piper, sir?
Mr Logan: [Angry] Right! [slams book] You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach!
Lauren: Thank you.
Mr Logan: You are pointless, repetitious and extremely dull.
Lauren: Bit like Shakespeare.

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.