I don’t understand anything that’s being said in THIS INTERVIEW, but I do know that it’s an extremely good source for arm pr0n.

Beautiful, Swedish AND POINTY EARS?! What are you, man? A god?

That was rhetorical. Of course he’s a god. A beautiful Nordic sex god.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.