Janice: We were on our way to see our Valda, we have to keep stopping on the way because Ray forgot his driving glasses.
Ray: They’re putting in a new ring road so…
Janice: So anyway, we stopped to ask for directions…
Ray: Listen to this
Janice: I thought we’d better have something to eat before we get there because Valda’s one of these vegetarians. We went to this pub, looked alright on the outside, didn’t it?
Ray: Famous last words.
Janice: So we get in and there’s a sign saying it was, what do they call it?
Ray: A gastropub, don’t ask.
Janice: We read the menu and asked for mushroom soup, you’ll never guess what were in it.
Ray: Dried shit-ache mushrooms.
Janice: You don’t get that in soup, do ya?
Janice: This is in Beverley.
Ray: The dirty bastards!

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.