I don’t know why you want to sit through zombie’s eating everybody and no hot guys kissing anybody…gross. I mean, why are there so many zombie movies it’s a parallel between leprosy. My cousin had leprosy, it’s not funny.

Jessica Stanley from New Moon

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.