come on mass media!


can we please shut up about tiger woods so my iphone and associated press app can quit updating me about his ridiculous scandals? of course, i can stop associated press from sending me “breaking news notifications” but what if something tragic happens! thank you tiger woods – for apparently being “tragic” fucking news.


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.