Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

(via sarah-182)

Ah, but you can lick as many Home Depots as you want.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.