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brb dying. xDDD

And the Mormons: Shit may happen, but we won’t call it shit, we’ll call it crap and when it happens we’ll remind you that unless you were part of the hosts of heaven that went against God or you’re a pedophile or an apostate (anyone who questions our crap but was a member), you’re going to Heaven.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.