you know those women who’re like “I lost 120 pounds!” but you can’t picture them heavy, ever.

hannahisdeceased:

I think they’re lying for attention, and to make you feel lazy.

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Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.